Sweet Jeebus I am fucking bored. Someone, anyone, save me.
Let me suggest something to all you awesome dudes out there - CLEAN UP YOUR OWN MESS! There’s nothing more attractive than that.
There aren’t many times I freak out like a little girl… stick a fucking junebug on me and it’s over. Fucking hate junebugs!
I just had a moment of parental reassurance. The boy consoled Cash after he fell. Patted him on the head and everything. Hooray!
Just cause I’ve always wanted to say this - HELLO JOE! WHADDYA KNOW? :)
For the sake of a conversation, my email is firstname.lastname@example.org. Cause why not?
Fizzy good. You know… Fizzy good make feel nice.
For the record, I never have dirty dreams. It’s like my subconcious took a bad ass fantasy and made it into shit! Why mind, WHY?
I had a semi-dirty dream this morning. It involved the 10th doctor (which is great!) and his fear of breastmilk. I DON’T KNOW.
Without spoiling anything, let me just say the last few episodes from season 4 of Breaking Bad are awesome and intense. Soo good!
If you need an awesome show to watch, check out Black Books. It’s so grand. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
Guys, I am giving out free punk rock haircuts. David got me to shave his head.